| | Original | Translated | When? |
 | col | Col | 1 min ago |
| good morning | Guid mornin' | 11 mins ago |
| you are hot | Yer het | 13 mins ago |
 | I am from Kilmarnock | A'm fae outer troon | 13 mins ago |
| your jumper doesn't fit you | Yer jumper is a bahookie freezer | 13 mins ago |
| hi | Guid day | 13 mins ago |
| I'm in a bad mood after being stuck on the Glasgow Underground for about an hour | A'm crabbit efter bein' stuck oan th' clockwork orange fur aboot an oor | 13 mins ago |
| Could you turn your music down? | Cuid ye turn yer music doon... It sounds like totties fawin doon a widn sterr? | 14 mins ago |
| White | White | 32 mins ago |
| Fair | Fair | 33 mins ago |
| Red | Rid | 34 mins ago |
 | Daughter, can you please make the dinner now. | Daughter, kin ye please mak' th' tea noo. | 38 mins ago |
| Ah yes, you don't understand me do you? | Ah aye, ye dinnae ken me dae ye? | 46 mins ago |
| Oh, so you are awake, huh? | Och, sae yer awake, huh? | 49 mins ago |
| Hey! Marshall! Who is that man upstairs?! | Awright! Marshall! wha is that mon upstairs?! | 50 mins ago |
| I saw him and he immediately he collapsed near at Grandstand! I can’t left him behind, you know! | A clocked him 'n' he immediately he collapsed near at Grandstand! ah can’t left him behind, ye ken! | 52 mins ago |
| It's almost the 'Love Month', are you excited yet? | Tis a'maist th' 'Love Month', urr ye excited yet? | 1 hour ago |
| cathrine is a jobby face | Cathrine is a greyfriars bobby coupon | 1 hour ago |
| cathrine smells | Cathrine howfs | 1 hour ago |
| run! | Run! | 1 hour ago |
| sit! | Sit! | 1 hour ago |
| come here | Come 'ere | 1 hour ago |
| You smell | Ye reek | 1 hour ago |
| I think that all welsh people are smelly. We don't like any of you. I'm in london | Ah think that a' Welsh fowk ur howfin. We dinnae lik' ony o' ye. A'm in london | 2 hours ago |
| Dream | Dream | 2 hours ago |
| och! i wish who ever it is who keepsloosing to cleric would own up | Och! ah wish wha ever it's wha keepsloosing tae cleric wid ain up | 2 hours ago |
| get fucked | Git goosed | 2 hours ago |
| time for some strippers | Time fur some strippers | 2 hours ago |
| that's not how you make porridge | That's nae howfur ye mak' porridge | 2 hours ago |
| what are you doing my friend | Whit urr ye daein' mah mukker | 3 hours ago |
| So, what are we doing today? | Sae, whit ur we daein' th'day? | 3 hours ago |
| have | Huv | 3 hours ago |
| would | Wid | 3 hours ago |
| Hi. Anytime from 6:30 to 7:00. Anything really is fine... Wee bottle of something to get you started? I'll make some food! Are you driving back up? | Guid day. Anytime fae 6:30 tae 7:00. Anythin' pure is braw... Wee boattle o' something tae git ye stairted? ah will mak' some fairn! urr ye driving back up? | 3 hours ago |
| I had no idea you were her older brother | Ah hud na idea ye wur her older brother | 3 hours ago |
| Hi. Anytime from 6.30/7.00. Anything really is fine... Wee bottle of something to get you started? I'll make some food! Are you driving back up? | Guid day. Anytime fae 6.30/7.00. Anythin' pure is braw... Wee boattle o' something tae git ye stairted? ah will mak' some fairn! urr ye driving back up? | 3 hours ago |
| how long do you intend to stay | Howfur lang dae ye intend tae bade | 3 hours ago |
| how long do you intend to stay | Howfur lang dae ye intend tae bade | 3 hours ago |
| welcome | Welcome | 3 hours ago |
| Night bus is also good... Runs into am? You're welcome to stay... Plenty of room now Craig is away and air beds etc. | Nicht bus is an' a' guid... Runs intae am? ye'r welcome tae bade... Plenty o' room nou craig is awa' 'n' air kips etc. | 3 hours ago |
| Henrry. Thi helicop tee ay | Henrry. Thi helicop tee ay | 3 hours ago |
| Henry. The helicop tee ay | Hendrie. Th' helicop tee ay | 3 hours ago |
| grandfather | Grandfather | 3 hours ago |
| Love you Jennifer sweetheartio | Loue ye jennifer sweetheartio | 3 hours ago |
| I am not going out tonight | Amurnay aff hoorin' th' nicht | 3 hours ago |
| Och Aye Im Sherlocked! | Och Aye A'm Sherlocked! | 4 hours ago |
| So Cute is your baby !!! | Sae Cute is yer bairn ! | 5 hours ago |
| How Cute | Howfur Cute | 5 hours ago |
| silvae sunt servanda | Silvae sunt servanda | 5 hours ago |
| I love you | A loue ye | 5 hours ago |
| well | Weel | 5 hours ago |
| you | Ye | 5 hours ago |
| hello from brunswick hope u are well | Awright frae brunswick hawp u ur weel | 5 hours ago |
| greetings from brunswick | Greetings frae brunswick | 5 hours ago |
| Oh yes. Just about now james | Och aye. Juist aboot noo Seumas | 5 hours ago |
| Pass me the red sauce | Bygae me th' rid sauce | 5 hours ago |
| Living one day at a time;Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;Taking, this sinful world as it is,not as I would have it; Trusting that things will all be right;if I surrender to it I may be reasonablyhappy in this life and supremely happy forever in the next. | Living yin day at a time;Enjoying yin moment at a time; Accepting hardships as th' pathway tae peace;Taking, this sinful world as it is,not as ah wid huv it; Trusting that hings wull a' be right;if ah surrender tae it ah kin be reasonablyhappy in this lee 'n' supremely happy forever in th' neist. | 6 hours ago |
| your my one and only | Yer mah yin 'n' ainlie | 6 hours ago |
| I love you baby | A loue ye bairn | 6 hours ago |
| staying true to his heritage | Staying true tae his heritage | 6 hours ago |
| and then he tops it off | 'n' then he tops it aff | 7 hours ago |
| Oh yeah, Late robby burns night | Och aye, late robby burns nicht | 7 hours ago |
| god bless you | God bless ye | 7 hours ago |
| God should not be silent he should strike down Neville for his evil deed. | God shuid nae be silent he shuid strike doon Neville fur his evil deed. | 7 hours ago |
| i know him too well as he courted me after Malcolm's death and i was engaged to him until he himself broke the engagement saying he does not want a second hand piece. | Ah ken him tae weel as he courted me efter Malcolm's death 'n' ah wis engaged tae him 'til he his-sel broke th' engagement saying he does nae waant a seicont haun piece. | 7 hours ago |
| il mice you | Il mice ye | 7 hours ago |
| too close a friend,they studied together,hunted together,went riding together.They were inseparable. | Tae close a friend,they studied together,hunted together,went riding together.They wur inseparable. | 8 hours ago |
| Thank you for the nice sporran. I will start wearing it right away | Thank ye fur th' crakin' sporran. Ah wull stairt sportin' it richt awa' | 8 hours ago |
| Patrick | Patrick | 9 hours ago |
| Casey | Casey | 9 hours ago |
| Cooldnae gie a stoatin picture, but haur is a braw a body ay Scootlund anyway. Will be back tae france tha' moorns nicht. | Cooldnae gie a stoatin picture, bit haur is a braw a body ay Scootlund anyway. Wull be back tae france tha' moorns nicht. | 9 hours ago |
| ice | Ice | 10 hours ago |
| ice panther | Ice panther | 10 hours ago |
| Blond geezer, can I have a word with you please? | Blond geezer, geeza a word wi' ye please? | 10 hours ago |
| My angel in heaven | Mah angel in heaven | 11 hours ago |
| Never in our arms. Always in our hearts. | Ne'er in oor arms. Aye in oor hearts. | 11 hours ago |
| The 940 one is 980 dollars a month. The other one, 1103 is a bit more. It's 1290 dollars a month. Though it is much better than a lot of the others. | Th' 940 yin is 980 dollars a munth. Th' ither yin, 1103 is a bawherr mair. Tis 1290 dollars a munth. Though it's muckle better than a lot o' th' others. | 11 hours ago |
| He is the same age as me | He is ages wi' me | 11 hours ago |
| My husband likes mince | See me? see ma' man? see mince? loves it | 11 hours ago |
| Tell me. Have you chose which apartment you'd like too live in? | Tell me. Huv ye chose whilk apartment you'd lik' tae bide in? | 11 hours ago |
| I listen to lots of music | Ah listen tae loads o' reels 'n' strathspeys | 11 hours ago |
| I am not going out tonight | Amurnay aff hoorin' th' nicht | 11 hours ago |
| North still has access to this account, though. Your argument is invalid. | North aye haes access tae this accoont, though. Yer argument is invalid. | 11 hours ago |
| So rude to your older brother. Fine then. I just logged in to pester Irey.Well let's see, which Ire doesn't share the same account as usWe should get a new chumhandle. How about unitedKirklands? That would cause a lot less confusion.Fine, fine. | Sae rude tae yer older brother. Braw then. Ah juist logged in tae pester Irey.Well let's see, whilk Ire doesn't share th' same accoont as usWe shuid git a freish chumhandle. Howfur aboot unitedKirklands? that wid cause a lot less confusion.Fine, braw. | 12 hours ago |
| Fine | Braw | 12 hours ago |
| Alright | A'richt | 12 hours ago |
| Hello Kara. It's nice to meet you. I hope you find a hot emo guy one day that will stay with you for forever. | Awright Kara. Tis nice tae mak yer acquaintance. Ah hawp ye fin' a het emo guy yin day that wull bade wi' ye fur forever. | 12 hours ago |
| And I'm even older than you are. | 'n' a'm even older than yer. | 12 hours ago |
| mouse | Moose | 12 hours ago |
| What, a man can't help his little brother with his crush? | Whit, a mon cannae hulp his wee brother wi' his crush? | 12 hours ago |
| I would not like them anywhere | Ah wid nae lik' thaim anywhere | 12 hours ago |
| conquer or die | Conquer or die | 12 hours ago |
| What, a man can't help his little brother get laid. | Whit, a mon cannae hulp his wee brother git laid. | 12 hours ago |
| no bother good night | Na fash guid nicht | 12 hours ago |
| here or there | 'ere or thare | 12 hours ago |
| Hey there, my little woman. I just wanted to say I love you! | Awright thare, mah wee wifie. Ah juist wanted tae say a loue ye! | 12 hours ago |
| I do not like scotch eggs and haggis | Ah dae nae lik' cratur eggs 'n' haggis | 12 hours ago |
| That Mr. Shaggus | That Mr. Shaggus | 12 hours ago |
| Until we meet again | 'til we meet again | 13 hours ago |
| Where is the bathroom? | Whaur is th' bog? | 13 hours ago |
| where is the closest pub? | Whaur is th' closest howf? | 13 hours ago |
| Hi my name is Wendy, how are you doing today? | Guid day they ca' me Wendy, how urr ye daein' th'day? | 13 hours ago |
| lets go mate | Lets gang pal | 14 hours ago |
| for freedom | Fur freedom | 14 hours ago |
| welcome | Welcome | 15 hours ago |
| dawn | Dawn | 15 hours ago |
| That young woman is very attractive I would like to make love to her | That young wifie is gey bonnie ah wid lik' tae mak' loue tae her | 15 hours ago |
| I do not enjoy watching the television these days its all rather bland | Ah dae nae gilravage peepin' th' tellybox thae days tis a' ower bland | 15 hours ago |
| I do not enjoy watching the television these days its all rather bland | Ah dae nae gilravage peepin' th' tellybox thae days tis a' ower bland | 15 hours ago |
| No just me. | Na juist me. | 15 hours ago |
| i'LL KICK YOU IN THE WILLY | Ah will KICK ye in th' Wullie | 16 hours ago |
| Your mums vagina smells like three day old steak with horse shit mixed in a blender | Yer mums fud howfs lik' three day auld steak wi' horse jobby mixed in a blender | 16 hours ago |
| your jumper doesn't fit you | Yer jumper is a bahookie freezer | 16 hours ago |
| It's time to relax with a glass of cheap wine | It's aboot time tae relax wi' a tumbler o' vino collapso | 16 hours ago |
| I am from Kilmarnock | A'm fae outer troon | 16 hours ago |
| Could you turn your music down? | Cuid ye turn yer music doon... It sounds like totties fawin doon a widn sterr? | 16 hours ago |
| time | Time | 16 hours ago |
| embarrising | Embarrising | 16 hours ago |
| imbarrising | Imbarrising | 16 hours ago |
| most | Maist | 16 hours ago |
| I'm visiting my sister for a few days. I live in Scotland. | A'm visiting mah sister fur a few days. Ah bide in bonnie Scotland. | 16 hours ago |
| Test | Test | 16 hours ago |
| Test | Test | 16 hours ago |
| Pamela Turner | Pamela "xhtml 1.0 strict" turner | 16 hours ago |
| Daniel Roberts | Mr robots | 16 hours ago |
| hay mom can i have my drink | Hay maw geeza mah dram | 16 hours ago |
| My lovely wife | Mah bonnie guidwife | 16 hours ago |
| Sweetie pie | Sweetie bridie | 16 hours ago |
| Your vagina smells like rats pee | Yer fud howfs lik' rats pee | 16 hours ago |
| hay mom | Hay maw | 16 hours ago |
| hi dude | Guid day mon | 16 hours ago |
| Myth busters is amazing! | Myth busters is amazing! | 16 hours ago |
| May the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, May the Lord hold you in the palm of His hand. | Kin th' rains fall soft upon yer fields 'n' 'til we meet again, kin th' Laird haud ye in th' palm o' his haun. | 16 hours ago |
| May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. | Kin th' road rise tae meet ye. Kin th' wind be aye at yer back. Kin th' sun shine warm upon yer coupon. | 16 hours ago |
| cursed | Cursed | 17 hours ago |
| dreamies the treats cats crave | Dreamies th' treats cats crave | 17 hours ago |
| But I'll not miss a good party. whos the piper? | Bit ah will nae Lassy a guid pairtie. Whos th' piper? | 17 hours ago |
| Happy Birthday dear Matthew | Canty Birthday dear Mata | 17 hours ago |
| But, i will overlook it this time | Bit, ah wull overlook it this time | 17 hours ago |
| Going home | Gaun hame | 17 hours ago |
| Damsel in distress | Damsel in distress | 17 hours ago |
| princess | Princess | 17 hours ago |
| prince | Prince | 17 hours ago |
| blackburn | Blackburn | 17 hours ago |
| not a good day to celebrate Mary Queen of Scots beheaded that day. | Nae a guid day tae celebrate Maìri Queen o' Scots beheaded that day. | 17 hours ago |
| Blessed are the Peacemakers | Blessed ur th' Peacemakers | 17 hours ago |
| Can you tell me where the nearest toilet is? | Kin ye tell me whaur th' naurby cludgie is? | 17 hours ago |
| Give us a shot | Gies a shot | 17 hours ago |
| weegie | Weegie | 17 hours ago |
| Stinking of minging fish | Howfin o' minging fish | 17 hours ago |