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"your jumper doesn't fit you"
Yer jumper is a bahookie freezer
| 18 days ago |  |
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"It's time to relax with a glass of cheap wine"
Ah think it's aboot time tae relax wi' some vino collapso
| 52 days ago |  |
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"He is the same age as me"
He is ages wi' me!
| 56 days ago |  |
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"I'm in a bad mood after being stuck on the Glasgow Underground for about an hour"
A'm crabbit efter bein' stuck oan th' clockwork orange fur aboot an oor
| 56 days ago |  |
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"I listen to lots of music"
Ah listen tae loads o' reels `n strathspeys. Ah pure lik' dirty auld hoor Madonna
| 236 days ago |  |
Glasgow, UK
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"Fuck off you silly little conservative."
Pick a windae, yer leavin' ye silly wee conservative.
| 902 days ago |  |
United Kingdom
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"My husband likes mince"
See me? See ma' man? See mince? Loves it
| 1202 days ago |  |
Hillington, United Kingdom
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"I am from Kilmarnock"
A'm frae Outer Troon
| 1203 days ago |  |
London, United Kingdom
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"Could you turn your music down?"
Cud ye turn yer music doon... It sounds like totties fawin doon a widn sterr
| 1205 days ago |  |
United Kingdom
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"that girl was a bit of a hound."
That lassie wis a bawherr o a hound.
| 1207 days ago |  |
Vodafone (UK)
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